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That’s actually the biggest challenge in what amounts to a first-person adventure game with cartoon boobs: working out what the people behind its creation think is a clever thing to say.
So telling a girl that she’s prettier than her ugly sister is, of course, an ingratiating remark that warms you to her heart.
And so into the party you go, chatting to the five or six ladies, and two other men, trying to work out whether the utterly obnoxious remarks you’re offered to choose from will be understood by the authors of the game as utterly obnoxious, or indeed astoundingly charming.
Something to masturbate with while you’re out the room (you know, like ladies do), and a bottle of water.
As it happens I already had the necessary salami in my inventory, pilfered previously from the fridge. Never mind that I’m carrying five or six bottles of beer that no one wants, I can’t empty one out and use that, no no.
Figure that shit out if you want a tittie picture of me.” I love everything about how awful that outburst is.
First, it’s not, “No, obviously I won’t do that,” but rather, “how dare he, it’s busy in here”. The reason for it, you discover, is that the puzzle to get her alone so she’ll agree to a nudey snap is to chase her around the house holding a cell signal blocker until she randomly runs to a quiet place. The result is a game where women are portrayed in the most insulting way imaginable, feeble simpletons who will get their tits out if you can only get their idiot little minds to recognise how awesome and manly of a guy you are.